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kittyxvx: If Rick Santorum gets elected I’m going to collect my menstrual fluids and send it to the white house and be like “You did this to me Rick YOU DID”
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Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
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Anyone remember that stupid someecards compilation I posted a while back and then deleted, hoping it would clear the notifications from my dash? And that didn’t work, so I just kind of had to turn my notifications off altogether? It now has 31,598 notes. Why.
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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Happily imagining Garrus shouting "That's my...
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Okay so what if we were supposed to be feeling guilty for fraternizing on a military ship this whole time and your LI dies as punishment what then
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shityeahh: can we all just stop for a second and think about the fact that donovan hock has the fucking statue of liberty’s head in his vault
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clitneyhouston2: h0ttndanger0us: CLEARING UP ALL MT HATERS  CONFUSION tumblr user h0ttndanger0us educates us on the constitution  “you guys are all eighteen and up or something” Hahahahahahaha News flash: age doesn’t matter at all “the first amendment of the constitution, I can say whatever the fuck I want” So can we, and what we’re saying is...
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Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban. Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE. Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends. Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real. Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady. Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick in. Deathly...
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When talking about Mass Effect gets out of hand,...
Badger: >do Miranda's loyalty mission
Badger: >gets her butt in the way of my aiming
RedDrgn: so much ass
RedDrgn: ass everywhere
Badger: >'Watch it Shepard!'
Badger: bitch watch your ass
RedDrgn: "you're giving me no choice >:I"
Badger: get that shit out of my scopes
RedDrgn: she does have a fine ass though
Badger: it is fine
RedDrgn: too bad it has it's own orbit
RedDrgn: like
Badger: but it's in my face
RedDrgn: she drops a pen or a paperclip
RedDrgn: and it sort of rotates
RedDrgn: around her butt
RedDrgn: she never has to worry about dropping those little screws
RedDrgn: she just puts them into butt orbit and everything is k
Badger: convenient storage space
Badger: keep your lunch in the butt orbit
RedDrgn: yes
RedDrgn: she doesn't even need a basket when she goes shopping
RedDrgn: and she sort of whaps the groceries onto the checkout with her ass
Badger: 'these apples look good' into the butt orbit
RedDrgn: it is a fine art
RedDrgn: mordin walks slightly too close
RedDrgn: into buttorbit
RedDrgn: "Facinating!"
Badger: oh my god the image
RedDrgn: LOL
Badger: 'ass appears to have own gravitational pull. Fascinating. Must study further. Shepard, pass me my omni-tool'
Badger: and he's just
Badger: floating
Badger: around Miranda's ass
Badger: taking readings
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Okay, so I just messed with my theme a lot, played around and stuff, and I’m wondering if it’s too distracting and I should tone it down. Opinions?
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paint your own nebula →
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theadventuresofprincetaylor replied to your post: omg jeci just watch Supernatural I have like no one to geek out with over it ;-; andyou’dloveit sagsdfhjasgsdfhjgsdf Taylor don’t make me do thisssss i don’t even get a channel with supernatural ON it my internet connection is too slow to stream it fffffff hissssss …maybe
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